The Virgin Bride Said, "Wow!" Chapter Eleven Part One

Since we're almost done, I figured, hey, let's just get this done! This is the second to last chapter, kids. Are you ready?

The Virgin Bride Said, "Wow!" Chapter 10

My back hurts, so you get to hear me complain about this awful piece of literature.

Before I begin, I think you all should know what bookmark I'm using. It was my grandmother's, and has a Russian Orthodox cross and prayer on the back.

I like to think the Lord is praying for my sanity. 

Chapter Nine of the Virgin Bride said, "Wow!"

This is the fourth chapter from the end, kiddos. WE'RE ALMOST THERE. THANK CTHULHU.

The Virgin Bride said, "Wow" Chapter Eight

I'm sick and there's nothing else to do but drink pepto bismal and whine.

The Virgin Bride said, "Wow!" Chapter Seven

Time for another chapter of my favorite book ever! I've got my citrus flavored seltzer water, my kitty purring on my lap (she'll have to move soon), and some sweet tunes on Pandora.

The Virgin Bride said, "Wow!" Chapter Six

There's a reason it takes me months in between chapters. Because I hate this book and I hate the characters. Without further ado, Chapter six!

Virgin Bride, Chapter 5

I'M BACK DID YOU MISS ME I sure missed me.

In honor of the St. Louis Cardinals Home Opener, I bring you CHAPTER FIVE.

Truth be told, I haven't read any part of this book since I last updated, so I barely remember what's going on. This will be fun. See you after the jump. :)