Throne of Glass Names

I attempted to pronounce the names in Throne of Glass. It did not go well.

Throne of Glass Ch. 53-55

THIS IS THE END, YOU GUYS. THIS IS THE END. FINALLY.

Throne of Glass Ch. 51-52

We're in the home stretch! And I am so looking forward to dropping this book at the library and AWAY FROM ME.

Throne of Glass Ch. 49-50

I've had more than one person tell me that they'd have quit reading this book loooong before whatever part we're talking about.

I am a glutton for punishment, I guess.

Throne of Glass ch. 45-48

For a special mother's day treat, I'm bringing you a double post! Yes, my friends, four chapters!

I hate myself that much.

Throne of Glass Ch. 43-44

This book is good for something; I get so worked up over it's dumbness that I forget about all the other crap in my life.

Throne of Glass Ch. 41-42

I got like 100 pages to go. But so close. So close my friends.

Throne of Glass Ch. 39-40

Okay y'all, I'm going to try to be a bit more clear in my recaps. My grammar has been deteriorating because this book is melting my brain.

Wish me luck.

Throne of Glass Ch. 37-38

I'm moving ever close to the end, and with the end comes...

But I still have like eighteen chapters to read. sigh.

Throne of Glass Ch. 35-36

Reading this book is such a chore. But here I am, doing it for you, my friends.

Throne of Glass Ch. 34

I just made my cat super disappointed because I put my book on my lap right before she was about to jump up and use me as warm-blooded furniture.

Sorry, Eisley. I feel your pain. This book disappoints me too.

Throne of Glass Ch. 32-33

I had to call the library this morning and renew this. I feel like I've failed myself. I mean there's 55 chapters.

After the reigning stupidity of yesterday's post, I'm wondering how this book is going to surprise me again. It's like every time I think I've hit the threshold for ridiculousness, this book pulls a fast one on me.

So at least it's keeping me guessing? Just not in the way the author intended.

I feel kinda like this sometimes.

Throne of Glass Ch. 30-31

Sometimes I wonder what I'm doing with  my life when the highlight of my days is snarking this terrible book.

That kind of says more about me than the book, I think.

Throne of Glass Ch. 28-29

I'M STILL RIDING HIGH ON THE WALKING DEAD OKAY.

Throne of Glass Ch. 26-27

I'm going to between complete apathy and absolute rage reading this book. Which I don't think is the author's intent...

Throne of Glass Ch. 24-25

I am so bored and unfeeling that I'm just... not feelin' the anger any more. I know what to expect now. Stupid non-assassins who think they're the best, bored nobleman, and a captain who is incompetent at his job.

BUT we get a hint of more plot today. I'm not excited.

Throne of Glass ch. 22-23

I really wanted to avoid keeping this book from the library longer than I had to, but I'm not even halfway through and my books are due back May 1, sooooooooooo guess I have to renew it! I haven't even been able to crack the actual good book I checked out either (but that's due more to being busy with work and babysitting and stuffs).

It's a dreary day outside, my favorite weather because I've been an emo my whole life, I have a cup of tea, a bad book, and Phildel on Pandora. I'm ready for this.

Throne of Glass Ch. 20-21

I ranted about this book for quite awhile to my sister-in-law yesterday. I have strong feelings about it. Obviously.

Throne of Glass Ch. 18-19

Throne of Glass Ch. 16-17

I'm pretty sure this book doesn't know what an assassin is or does. It would make so much  more sense if Cel was some sort of mercenary.

Be forewarned, I got crankier than usual writign this post.